Giuliani Keeps It In The Family

Did anyone out there actually buy Giuliani getting "interrupted" by his wife during his speech to the NRA? If you missed it, his cell phone rang while he was up at the podium. He answered it and had a cute little conversation with his wife concluding with "I love you," and he hang up he got a little smattering of applause before returning to his speech. He played it off as if he had just forgotten to turn off his phone. Are we to be led to believe that a man who has spent the last several years doing little but going around giving speeches would forget to turn off his phone? And on that rare moment he forgets to turn off his phone that wife just happens to call? Bullshit. It's a cute little stunt to paint the picture of a family man. Giuliani may be many things, but a family man isn't one of them. His first wife was his second cousin. They met as children at family gatherings, later married and remained so for fourteen years. Luckily there were no children for the obvious genetic creepy reasons. He had two children with his second wife. That marriage didn't go so well either due to him cheating on her with his press secretary and later, a pharmaceutical sales manager and those are just the undeniable ones. He then announced his plans for divorce at a press conference. Nothing odd about that except that was the first his poor wife had heard of it. He is to this day estranged from his two children. His third wife, the one of the cutesy phone call today, is the aforementioned pharmaceutical sales manager. All things considered it's still the second cousin thing I keep getting stuck on.